Bueno, Top5 Citas de anime…

La verdad es que, si bien ambos tenemos un cierto conocimiento, el tema no nos vuelve locos.

La mayor cantidad del anime que se produce nos agota en su repetición de estereotipos, sus situaciones, sus protagonistas. Pero, sin embargo, siempre algo del género nos sigue dando grandes satisfacciones.

Para hacer esta lista, que terminó siendo muy incompleta, tuvimos que atenernos al pobre material de consulta del que dispongo, para no tener que inventar o decir a medias. De allí que se restrinjan a sólo unas pocas series. Está en inglés, ya que nuestro material de repaso está en ese idioma.

Fue una tarea ardua, estúpida e improductiva. Pero la disfrutamos.

Milton:

1- Last night, when I was alone in my room, from out of nowhere... I smelled a fart that wasn't mine. – Osaka, Azumanga Daioh 

2- Bang… - Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop 

3- Baka neko - Yuki Soma, Fruits Basket 

4- Death comes to all who dare. – Hiei, Yuyu Hakusho

5- Oro? – Kenshin Himura, Rurouni Kenshin

Runner-ups:

• Hello Gentlemen, I've journeyed here to take your lives. - Pierrot Le Fou, Cowboy Bebop
• Overcoming obstacles is what makes girls beautiful, you know. - Makoto Kino, Sailor Moon
• So Shippou, your village called, they said they were missing an idiot. - Inu Yasha, Inu Yasha
• Swords cannot make an era. For this you need people. – Kenshin Himura, Rurouni Kenshin
• T...There is no way I could like that dirty-minded, blunderous, lying, perverted, deviant idiot! - Naru Narusegawa, Love Hina
• It’s amazing how every time you open your mouth it proves you're an idiot. - Vegeta, DragonBall Z
• Hmm... How shall I put this? Based on my first impression I'd have to say... I hate you! –Kakashi, Naruto
• I'm just an old-fashioned cowboy – Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop
• I became a teacher because... I REALLY LIKE HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS! - Kimura Sensei, Azumanga Daioh
• I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call. - Vash, Trigun
• If you want to kill me, I don't care. But, I might resist a little. – Trowa, Gundam Wing
• I just love the smell of C4 in the morning. - Ling Ling, 3x3 Eyes
• Would you do me the honor of baring my child? – Miroku, Inu Yasha
• I like my umbrella. - Kenshin Himura, Rurouni Kenshin 

Fernando:

1- Bang… - Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop 

2- I want to believe that there's no such thing as a memory that's okay to forget... - Momiji Sohma, Fruits Basket 

3- I'm just an old-fashioned cowboy – Spike Spiegel, Cowboy Bebop 

4- A riceball doesn't belong in a fruits basket. - Honda Tohru, Fruits Basket 

5- The greatest ninja is not a ninja that knows many ninja skills, it's a ninja that knows how to endure the most. – Jiraiya, Naruto

Runner-ups: 

• You are so uncute. – Ranma (se lo dice muchas veces a Akane), Ranma 1/2
• Let's make like a tree, and get the hell out of here! – Lupin, Lupin (tendría que haber hecho top5…)
• Last night, when I was alone in my room, from out of nowhere... I smelled a fart that wasn't mine. - Osaka, Azumanga Daioh
• That's why Kagome sent me to protect you from being protected by him! - Shippou, Inu-Yasha
• Anchor… anchor… we need an anchor… say, Zel, how much do you weigh? – Lina Inverse, Slayers
• I've seen that in manga a lot, but I've never seen it work. - Keitaro Urashima, Love Hina
• Don't worry. I used the back of my sword. Oh, it's double-sided. Sorry. - Zelgadis, Slayers
• Makimachi Misao does not give her name to strangers! – Misao Makimachi, Kenshin
• Uhhh... it's not *our* fault... - Ritsuko Akagi, Neon Genesis Evangelion
• I would date with you, pig-tailed girl! I love you, I would date with you! I love you, I would date with you! *así hasta el infinito* - Kuno Tatewaki, Ranma 1/2
• -Kakarotto! I'd rather die than fuse with you! –But, Vegeta, we're already dead… - Vegeta y Goku, DragonBall Z
• Why is it that whenever something appears to be fun, it nearly kills me? – Serena, Sailor Moon
• Sit Boy! – Kagome, Inu Yasha
• Would you do me the honor of baring my child? – Miroku, Inu Yasha
• Don't talk about my height when I'm in pain... - Edward Elric, Fullmetal Alchemist
• Hideki is a pervert, Hideki is a pervert! – Chii, Chobits
• If someone can cause those scars… there’s sure to be someone who can heal them. - Hatori Sohma, Fruits Basket
• The scariest thing... the most painful thing is...to be hated by someone you truly love. - Honda Tohru, Fruits Basket
• Yes, it's true. I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth. But they immediately had to remove it to make room for my foot. – James, Pokémon

That's all, folks